I would say 'Crappy' Fics. But they are just Crap. Really CRAP Fics. This is my page to host random Fanfiction from
odds and ends of series I like. If you want my Lupin III Fanfiction - you can find it at Bullet Angst.
If you want my Ventriloquist Fanfiction - head on over to Silver & Wood.  But for everything else? (At least the CRAP
I still have. If you were hoping for all my old DBZ fanfiction, I lost most of those forever ago. Thank god. But hell,
who knows what I'll dig up or come up with in the future.) So enjoy the CRAP fanfiction. And try not to choke on the
bad bad pie.

METALOCALYPSE

Title: Tantrum
Pairing: Nathan/Murderface
Rating: PG-13
Chapters: 1
Status: Finished
Warnings: Language
Summary: In the lue of a mess, Nathan goes to investage the problem.

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Title: DOG
Pairing: Nathan/Murderface
Rating: NC-17
Chapters: 1
Status: Finished
Warnings: Graphic gay sex. Language. Piss.
Summary: You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but what about a DOG-man?

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DARKWING DUCK

Title: Just Those Words
Pairing: Darkwing/Bushroot
Rating: PG
Chapters: 1
Status: Finished
Warnings: Slight Language. Angst
Summary: The first fic I ever posted online. Pretty angsty and really odd, but I still like it.

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Title: Play Time
Pairing: Quackerjack/Megavolt
Rating: NC-17
Chapters: 1
Status: Finished
Warnings: Graphic gay sex. Bondage. Language.
Summary: With Quackerjack, Everything is a game.

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DUCK DODGERS

Title: Not in this Lightyear
(crossover with Invader Zim)
Pairing: Invader Zim/X2
Rating: PG
Chapters: 4
Status: Unfinished
Warnings: POOP SODA
Summary: Based on RPS with CG, Commander X2 (Marvin the Martin) crashlands on Earth and encounters the Irken
Invader. Zim sorta hijacks him.

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Title: A Spaceship Named Desire
Pairing: Pepe/X2
Rating: NC-17
Chapters: 2
Status: Unfinished
Warnings: Lewd stuff, language, not no actual sex.
Summary: After being marooned in space due to running out of fuel, Duck Dodgers barters away the stranded X2 to
a slave trader for girlie magazines and gas.

Chapter One | Chapter Two

SONIC SATAM

Title: Ten Seconds
Pairing: None
Rating: R
Chapters: 1
Status: Finished
Warnings: Angst, Language, Death
Summary: Snively can't take it anymore.

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Title: The Subtle Ties That Bind
Pairing: None
Rating: PG
Chapters: None
Status: Finished
Warnings: Anger, Angst
Summary: A poem from Snively to Robotnik

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PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN

Title: The Devil's Name Begins with P
Pairing: Pintel/Ragetti
Rating: PG
Chapters: 1 (drabble)
Status: Finished
Warnings: Just Slash
Summary: Someone's messing with the Devil's friend.

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Title: Running on Empty
Pairing: Pintel/Ragetti
Rating: R
Chapters: 1
Status: Unfinished
Warnings: language, slash, drugs.
Summary: An 'modern' pirates setting. Pintel and Ragetti are drug runners.

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DRAGONBALL Z

Title: A Child's Propensity
Pairing: Raditz/Nappa
Rating: R
Chapters: 1
Status: Finished
Warnings: Slash, mild sex.
Summary: Young Prince Vegeta attempts to figure out what's up with his lackeys.

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Title: Equerry's Monologue
Pairing: Raditz/Nappa
Rating: PG
Chapters: 1
Status: Finished
Warnings: Angst
Summary: It is time for Raditz to head out and find his brother.

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SUPER MARIO BROS

Title: No Approval Needed
Paring: N/A
Rating: G
Chapters: 1
Status: Finished
Warnings: None, unless you count gayness
Summary: Luigi is never sure of how to tell things to Mario

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Title: The Looking Glass is Broken
Pairing: WaluigixLuigi
Rating: NC-17
Chapters: 1
Status: Finished
Warnings: Rape, Violence.
Summary: They weren't quite the same.

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OTHER

Title: e-mail
Fandom: Homestar Runner
Pairing: Strongbag/Homestar
Rating: NC-17
Chapters: 1
Status: Finished
Warnings: language, graphic ridiculous gay sex
Summary: Dear Strongbad...

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Title: Love of Death
Fandom: Chaos!Comics
Pairing: None
Rating: PG-13
Chapters: 2
Status: Unfinished
Warnings: Language, Violence
Summary: To get love, Evil Ernie will kill everyone on earth - but what if love finds him before he hardly starts?

Chapter One |  Chapter Two

Title: Mastery
Fandom: Undergrads/Dexter's Laboratory
Pairing: Mandark/Gimpy
Rating: NC-17
Chapters: 1
Status: Finished
Warnings: Language, Graphic gay sex, using wookie noises at horrible times.
Summary: In college Mandark mets his match and is determined to show him whose the boss.

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Title: Simple Solutions
Fandom: Lilo And Stitch
Pairing: Jumba/Pleakley
Chapters: 1
Status: Finished
Warnings: Angst, slight language
Summary: Written right after the first movie came out. Jumba and Pleakley are trying to learn to be an Earth couple.

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